A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.”
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Today a phone without wire is fashion.
One day will come when human without brain will be a fashion.
On that day, my friend, u will Rock..
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bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do.
Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade hokar bhikh mangte.
Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
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Baithe tere khayalo mai,
kore kagazpe likha tera nam.
Tasvir B bana dali or likha us par yah paigam.
Zinda ya murda,pakdne waleko
Rs.5000 inam
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“Laziness is our biggest enemy” -Jawaharlal Nehru.
“We should learn to love our enemies”- Mahathma Gandhi.
Which one to follow?… Great confusion.
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“CELLO ”
The pen of india.
“LUX”
The soap of india.
“Amul”
The taste of india.
“I”
The best in india.
“You”
Time waste of india…
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,
fekne me kami mat karna,
mouka mila to peche be dekhna,
or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.
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Whats the height of hope???….
A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme…!!
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